I'm growing impatient

For "Huge Lips, Skinny Hips" to drop.



What is the hold up? This "build up" has gone on for way too long. The long leads have had the story for over a month. According to my sources at the Space NK in Century City, the gloss hit the UK last week. Unacceptable. If Kate Moss had anything to do with this, I will be very upset.



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A little recap just in case this is all Greek, "Huge Lips, Skinny Hips" by Purple Labs is...................... pure genius. I'm going on record with "the most innovative lip gloss in the world". I challenge anyone to find a gloss that is more advanced. Karen Robinovitz, creator at large, took hoodia (a godsend if you can get your hands on the real stuff. Sorry, GNC doesn't cut it) and put it in a lipgloss that plumps your lips.

Yeah, let me back up.

Hoodia + Lip Plumper + Gloss

Either God has answered my prayers or Karen has access to my secret list of desires and wishes.

The gloss is seriously a multitasking miracle (and right in line with how I like to operate in this world).

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So I emailed Karen last night and pretty much was like, what's the deal? She wrote me back this am!!

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"We r shipping soon so we'll be there end of april!!!!! And then u must send a pic of u on the pole with kitty* and I'll put it on the blog I'm starting!!!!!!!

Mwah!
Karen

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*The pole comment is in re: to S Factor. S factor is the inspiration for the Kitty Poledanncer gloss, and I begin classes on Sunday (more...maybe...on that).

See Karent's inspiration for all the glosses below. She put on a NYC blogger event in Feb.



..... One day I will be invited to these things.